Week #6 D'Shawn Hardell

I know this was supposed to be the first live entry into my newly created blog (http://www.9-0report.blogspot.com/), but unfortunately I was notified by Google, my blog provider (hey its free), that I have been suspected of Spam. Would you believe google considers 90210 spam. So I had to fill out a request to be removed from this spam filter or else the entire blog gets deleted in 20 days. Now I am on a 48 hour probationary period before the blog gets released back into my custody and I cannot make any posts until I am off probation. So hopefully this email is the final one before posts are made to the blog. By the way you can still view past entries at the above website.

On to last night’s show ---- First show of the season where not 1 old cast mate was either seen or mentioned, not counting the Peach Pit of course. By the way did Nat come into an obscene amount of money to redo the Pit from the 50’s retro style diner with parking in the back alley next to the dumpster like all great diners to having outdoor seating and flat screen tvs inside. And it looks clean! They definitely have more than the 6 tables (3 on each side of the door) or 2 big L shape tables. Maybe Dylan left him some money to upgrade and that is what will bring Dylan back, not that bitch Kelly. I am still not over my hatred just yet on little Miss Perfect. Fitting she is the guidance counselor at West Bev, she gets to tell everybody her opinions on what she would do, just like she always did with Donna when they were younger and later on with Matt, telling him who to represent and not represent (the wife beater, the black couple getting the divorce, the tobacco company when her grandfather had emphysema). Got news for you kelly not everyone was born with a silver spoon and a daddy that didn’t love them enough so he just sent money so he wouldn’t have to deal with you or your strung out mother. After seeing Jackie Taylor a few weeks ago I bet Bill Taylor is either a) glad he is in jail and doesn’t have to deal with her or b) just got confirmation he made the right decision staying far away from Beverly Hills. Maybe Kelly should tell her students who she really is ---- the slut who lost her virginity in the bushes, who stole her best friend boyfriend and helped make it appear it was her best friend’s fault, who started dating her boyfriend’s best friend when times were rough for her boyfriend, who joined a cult for obvious attention (finley), who feuded with every girl in Beverly Hills who was hotter than her (Valerie and Gina), who chose herself over Brandon and Dylan, who cheated on her boyfriend in Mexico with her ex, who got knocked by her ex who is now estranged. Be that bastard to Kelly Dylan she deserves it, but the kid doesn’t and neither do your fans. Return at once. Come back to Beverly Hills with Brenda on your arm and matt Durning by your side and take this little bitch to Court and get full custody of your child. If I was writing the episode it would be like the series finale of Seinfeld, you get all the above character witnesses to testify against Kelly Taylor. Bring back Colin, he should be released from jail by now and he can explain exactly how much coke went up that nose (she can teach Adriana a thing or two) and just how selfish she was with her drugs. Enough about Kelly, I am glad we had a week off of her and I can use another.

Being that there were no old cast mates or references and that is always the basis of my writings, I would like to discuss D’Shawn Hardell. If you don’t remember him, he was the big black basketball player who Professor Randall (Brandon was banging his wife Lucinda) asked Brandon to tutor so he can be eligible to play. D’Shawn became friends with most of the gang, probably not Kelly because she is most likely a racist, and even accompanied Donna to her debutante ball. He even saved the day once for Brandon when he was running for President and D’Shawn stood up to Alex Diaz. Anyway D’Shawn Hardell is now the baddest motherf*$&#r on tv. If you don’t watch Prison Break, I am not advocating that you do, but D’Shawn Hardell has a reoccurring role this season and he is just badass. He is a hred assassin of an underground quasi governmental agency and he just tortures and kills. His voice, tone and appearance never change. He is just scary. I only watch the show because I started watching the show a few years back, and I am not one to give up. Although I am almost about to give up on Greek, it just gets stupider and stupider each week, if you watch you know what I mean. The show has been on since the summer of 2007 yet they are still in the same year of school. Rusty has been pledging since August 2007, it is October 2008. That fraternity is not that cool that you pledge for that long. And will someone just kick Evan Chambers’ ass already. And what fraternity who wears blue blazers, oxfords, khakis and penny loafers allows a gay black man to pledge? Sorry if you don’t watch, just had to vent on that one.

On to the random thoughts for last night’s episode
-all in I thought it was a good episode, not the best and not the worst. We need more like this to keep the showing going. It opened up a lot of storylines that can play out in multiple episodes.
-a page taken right out of the “Saved By The Bell” book with the taking care of a baby assignment to get Ethan and Annie together. It will happen just not yet.
-Is Naomi a part of the group even though she is broken up with ethan? Hard one to read from the awkward moment at the Peach Pit and her best friend allegiance with Adriana.
-Rumor has it Adriana is not dead, she will check in to rehab and Ryan will visit according to sources. Maybe you can get a makeover while you are there, you are not looking to good.
-Principal Wilson what are you doing? You are not in Kansas anymore! You don’t send the swat team in with dogs searching for drugs at West Bev. What did they find --- a bag of weed probably valued at $100 and a little cocaine lets call it an 8 ball valued at $120-$150. Now no one in the school likes you, the teachers are against you and you have children there. What are you thinking man? Its high school, just because the squeaky clean kids of the class of ’93 weren’t into that (except Dylan, you see he was real, although his problems did go a little far) can’t mean we have to eliminate it now. It is a different time now, everyone smoke a little weed, especially in high school. But you didn’t just stop there Mr. Wilson, did you? you had to put the undercover narc in the school. That one will go over well. You shouldn’t make it out like you were a perfect angel, I bet drugs and alcohol never came into play when you knocked up Naomi’s mom. Cant wait toil the kids find out about this one. I forsee a revolt once Ryan finds out. Imagine Naomi gets expelled and Annie/Ethan lead a Donna Martin Graduates rally.
-Was ryan’s date not the stupidest person ever? She reminded me of a girl I went to college with who is a wannabe actress out in LA, if you were there and know who I am talking about, am I not dead on? ( I once trained people!)
-Lori Loughlin got a little more face time and in her nighties too. what are they get so crazy about with Dixon missing curfew? How late could he have been, it was only 1130 and everyone was up. Hey Wilsons you are not in Kansas anymore, what is going to happen to the token black kid roaming around Beverly Hills at midnight on a school night other than the cops arresting him for being black.
-and when LL gets her hands on Naomi’s mother (you are so unimportant I don’t even know your name) she will show her what Kansas is all about, making moves on her husband.
-there was a quick reference to Dina Lohan made by Audrina to Naomi. In 10 years from now when the show is in reruns on some yet to be named low budget cable station, no one will know who Dina Lohan is. But everyone will get the reference to the Hills made during the Lucky Strike episode. The Hills is to this decade what 90210 was to the 1990’s. Got one better that captures this generation? By the way speaking of the Hills, for those of you who know me, know that I am a huge LC fan. Don’t really like Heidi, I get Spencer, but the character who has grown on me the most is Brody Jenner. Remember when Jim Carey did that Movie where everyone was watching him but he didn’t know he was on tv? The Truman Show. That’s the Hills but they know everyone is watching. There is no reason to ever stop producing this show, it is as real as it gets, you don’t have to worry about what to do when they graduate HS or college or move away --- the characters do that for you, that’s the beauty. Anyway the cameras will always follow LC, we will all be at her wedding (to whom I hope is Brody Jenner) just like in May 2000 we were at Donna and David’s in that little circle. Speaking of that wedding it was none other than Kelly Taylor who caught the Bride’s bouquet. And what did she do? She made a face and grabbed that bouquet saying its mine you cant have it to all others who even dare tried. I leave off with that.
Next time on the blog if google does me right. 90210 is off next week, don’t know why, what could the CW have that is better?